Monday, January 5, 2009

Welcome to Motherhood Moment #1

So last Tuesday my mom and I took Violet to her pediatrician and I was feeling good so we decided to swing by Target to grab a few things. When we got there, I decided to change and feed Violet before going inside. I got her out of the car seat and laid her on the seat as I stood outside of the car. I took her diaper off when all of a sudden she started pooping. And by pooping, I mean that it was like her booty was a geyser. It looked like Old Faithful spraying poop straight out of the car and all over me. The welcome to motherhood moment was when, without even blinking, I put my hand right over her booty to block the poop. My mom and I could not stop laughing. I kept trying to get me mom to hand me a blanket or wipes or anything to help with the clean up but we were laughing too hard to compose ourselves. I managed to clean it all up and started to put a fresh diaper on when she did it all again. This time when it was all over she looked at me, grinned and fell asleep. I absolutely love this story and I really need to tell you in person because it gets quite animated :)

6 comments:

Frates Baby Farm said...

Welcome to Motherhood my dear, sweet friend. Just wait for the vomit! Love you!

Amanda said...

Oh yes, I do love those stories. When I changed the boy's room around before Tais was born, I found some dried on the wall behind the dresser! When it squirts, it really squirts. The boys and I loved meeting her today!

Amanda said...

Oops! I spelled my kid's name wrong.

with love, the fishers said...

1) I laughed so hard I think I pee'd reading this.
2) I'm jealous I haven't met Ms. Violet yet. Can i invite myself over to see you two?

I love you!

Kelly Family said...

Oh my... Oh my... Haha... You gotta put a new one under the one your gonna take off first for emergencies... Like this one... hehe

Anonymous said...

Kari, LMAO!

You are so funny, I could so picture this. I can't wait to see you are her again. Keep the fun stories coming.

Love Ya,
Lori Sue